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10/05/06 04:22
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I’m been up surfing the intertubes in the wee hours of the morning today due to heartburn-induced insomnia. I’m paying for having put a serious hurt on a huge multi-cultural buffet last night.
Various news outlets are reporting that House Speaker Dennis Hastert will hold a press conference in Chicago this morning. The blogosphere is full of speculation as to whether he’ll resign the Speaker’s position. Well here’s the scoop. My sources tell me he will not only resign as Speaker, but he will resign from the House completely and begin training full time for his long-awaited rematch with the Three Billy Goats Gruff. He’s Republican, so you know it’ll be pay-per-view only.
I’m been up surfing the intertubes in the wee hours of the morning today due to heartburn-induced insomnia. I’m paying for having put a serious hurt on a huge multi-cultural buffet last night.
Various news outlets are reporting that House Speaker Dennis Hastert will hold a press conference in Chicago this morning. The blogosphere is full of speculation as to whether he’ll resign the Speaker’s position. Well here’s the scoop. My sources tell me he will not only resign as Speaker, but he will resign from the House completely and begin training full time for his long-awaited rematch with the Three Billy Goats Gruff. He’s Republican, so you know it’ll be pay-per-view only.
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