Today, in order to protect Amurka from the terrorists, Mitt Romney suspended his campaign. It's quite a sacrifice. He gave up his bid to lead this country in order to save it. I am deeply moved. So much so that I am hesitant to mention the fact that Mitt was spending millions of dollars of his own money on his campaign and still getting his ass handed to him by John McCain.

I dug into my electronic bag of crap and found a post from December 2006 in which I predicted that John McCain would not win the Republican nomination because of his pro-Iraq war position. I thought the tide of public opinion had turned against our occupation of Iraq for good, but see, that was before the year-long publicity campaign known as The Surge was unveiled. And besides, how could I have imagined what a sorry bunch of candidates the Republicans would muster. So bad that a man the majority of Republicans don't even like is going to win the nomination. Ironical.