worrisome days

I keep getting robo-calls from a woman named Carol who’s very concerned about one of our Senate candidates here in Misery. She’s worried about what life will be like if Claire McCaskill and the Dems take over congress. It seems they plan to immediately surrender to the evil brown Muslim people in the war on terra and institute Sharia law throughout the land. Then they are going to throw open our borders and raise taxes a zillion percent in order to pay social security benefits to all the evil brown hispanic people flooding into the country. After that, marriage between a man and a woman will be outlawed and every pregnant woman will be forced to have an abortion to provide stem cells to produce an army of Clenis and Hillary clones.
I wish I could comfort Carol, but she doesn’t leave her number on the recording. I’m pretty scared myself. Will I have any say in who I’m forced to gay marry?
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