worrisome days
10/31/06 15:45
I keep
getting robo-calls from a woman named Carol who’s
very concerned about one of our Senate candidates
here in Misery. She’s worried about what life will be
like if Claire McCaskill and the Dems take over
congress. It seems they plan to immediately surrender
to the evil brown Muslim people in the war on terra
and institute Sharia law throughout the land. Then
they are going to throw open our borders and raise
taxes a zillion percent in order to pay social
security benefits to all the evil brown hispanic
people flooding into the country. After that,
marriage between a man and a woman will be outlawed
and every pregnant woman will be forced to have an
abortion to provide stem cells to produce an army of
Clenis and Hillary clones.
I wish I could comfort Carol, but she doesn’t leave her number on the recording. I’m pretty scared myself. Will I have any say in who I’m forced to gay marry?
I wish I could comfort Carol, but she doesn’t leave her number on the recording. I’m pretty scared myself. Will I have any say in who I’m forced to gay marry?
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